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Eulogies (humorous)

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After dying in a car crash, three friends
go to Heaven for orientation. They are all
asked the same question: "When you are in
your casket, and friends and family are
mourning over you, what would you like to
hear them say about you?"

The first guy immediately responds, "I
would like to hear them say that I was one
of the great doctors of my time, and a
great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear
that I was a wonderful husband and school
teacher who made a huge difference in our
children of tomorrow."

The last guy thinks a minute and replies,
"I'd like to hear them say......HEY! LOOK,
HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

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