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| Zero: >People in Miami all die. >Minnesotans close the windows. 10 below zero: >Californians fly away to Mexico >People in Minnesota get out their winter coats. 25 below zero: >Hollywood disintegrates. >The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: >Washington DC runs out of hot air. >People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: >Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. >Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van. 460 below zero: >ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) >People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?" 500 below zero: >Hell freezes over. >Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late. |
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