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The TV is my sheperd, I shall not want.
It makes me to lie down on the sofa.
it leads me away from the faith.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Christain responsibilities,
There will be no interruption, for the TV is with me.
Its cable and remote control, they comfort me.
It prepares a commercial for me in the presence of my worldliness.
It annoints my head with humanism and consumerism.
My coveting runneth over.
Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days
of my life, And I shall dwell in the house watching TV forever.
--Author Unknown
See Also: Bible & The TV Guide
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